The Bird

A few weeks ago Kyle left his old baseball helmet out in the rain.  I hung it up to dry (outside in the bike "garage")  Here is what happened:

And yes under that bird in that nest are eggs.  Sadie doesn't want me to dump it because she wants it for a pet!  I told ben I'm not touching it...I've see Alfred Hitchcock's film The Birds...I don't mess around with that it'll attack me.

King of the Wieners

Zach went to the zoo with school the other day and he came home telling me all about it.  First he did his parrot impression, then moved on to telling me about the wieners.  He says They are King Wieners.  Many people think there are Queen Wieners but there aren't...just Kings.  I said "Zach what is a King Wiener"  he said "Oh you know he's King of all the Wieners".  I had him describe one and found out he meant Lemur.  King Lemur's I died laughing.